So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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