he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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