Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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