Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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