she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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