i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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