East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
did you just send me my own nude
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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