i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
