Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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