is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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