Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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