I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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