Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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