i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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