So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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