You really coming over, don't trick.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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