I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This baby is an asshole
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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