You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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