Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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