Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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