We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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