Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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