It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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