i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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