I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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