is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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