Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just found puke in my bra..
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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