She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That accounts for only three of the penises
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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