when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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