There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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