how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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