you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize