i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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