you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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