I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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