I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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