Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was born a porn star she said
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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