Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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