We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Rumble strips road head = magical
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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