im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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