Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
there is puke in my bra ... again
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