Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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