Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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