if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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