Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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