If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
