Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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