spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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