Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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