She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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