she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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