It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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