Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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