well you can't waste a boner
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
