For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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