I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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