I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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