Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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